Life Lessons

Life Lessons for Aunt Libby

Aunt Libby, my Mom told me you are getting married- I really think we should talk about this...

It's your decision and fiance Chris seems nice, but.... are you aware that boys are dirty & smelly?

And you will not even believe this part... they stay smelly until they are 40.  So, it's really best not to play with them until then.

I know, I know- I was shocked to hear it too.  My Daddy and I just talked about it.  Whew- good thing he saved me before I played with all my boyfriends again.

There, there Aunt Libby- don't be sad.  You can live with Mommy and Daddy and me if you want.

Aunt Libs, this is serious business...all the other kids will think you stink!

I see I am not persuading you here...if you insist on getting married anyway then I have an important question for you.

Lean in so I can ask you... Um, can I bring a guest?  Sophie really wants to come.